1. Fuck
2. Swiggity swad I’m a cool dad
3. Faff fag
4. ????????
5. Let’s play some footie
6. I’m Matt Bellamy who the fuck are youStay tuned. More updates coming soon.

Yes, this is my idol :)
i recognized by the nose really
do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
Bing: hey dad can you read my a bedtime story
Matt: sure son
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?
THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS