vintagegal:

David Bowie photographed by Brian Duffy for the cover of his Aladdin Sane album, 1973

Rumoured song titles for Muse’s 7th album

hyper-muse-ic:

1. Fuck
2. Swiggity swad I’m a cool dad
3. Faff fag
4. ????????
5. Let’s play some footie
6. I’m Matt Bellamy who the fuck are you

Stay tuned. More updates coming soon.

shield-your-beliefs:

somusey:

Yes, this is my idol :)

i recognized by the nose really

Some people: loser in real life but popular on the Internet
Other people: popular in real life but loser on the internet
Me: both loser in real life and Internet

unenergetic:

I want to have a marriage like this holy shit

copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

simsgonewrong:

swag level 1000

anonmatt:

revvedupfryers:

because

OMG I CANT STAP LAGHIIIING !!!!

sadmale:

do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on

tashaaviv:

Blackout, Belgium, 2013

chickenmcwrap:

Bing: hey dad can you read my a bedtime story

Matt: sure son

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do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

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hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS